Talk show hosts on the president
Courtesy of Danmail, from my friend Dan:


"Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration's positions on
civil liberties in the original German."
-- Bill Maher, on Schwarzenegger running for Governor.

"President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not,
because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't
Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all."
--Bill Maher

"Here's how bad California looks to the rest of the country. People in
Florida are laughing at us."
--Jay Leno

"Well, we're all excited because President Bush has started his 35-day
vacation. He's down there in Crawford, Texas and on the first day of his
vacation he went fishing. He didn't find any fish but he believes they're
there and that his intelligence is accurate."
--David Letterman

"The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It's served us well for 200 years, and we
don't appear to be using it anymore, so what the hell?"
-- Jay Leno

"President Bush held his first full press conference in over five months
this week. He announced that the war on terrorism is continuing, much,
much more work needs to be done on the economy, and Saddam Hussein has
not yet been captured. And then he said, "I'm going on vacation for a
month."
--Jay Leno

"President Bush is leaving to go to Crawford, Texas, for a 35-day working
vacation. This will give hem a chance to unwind. My question is, when
does the guy wind?"
--David Letterman

"President Bush's economic team is now on their 'jobs and growth' bus tour
all across America. I think the only job they created so far is for the guy
driving the bus."
--Jay Leno

"President Bush has refused to declassify portions of the congressional
9/11 reports about the Saudis, because he says it will help the enemy.
Not Al Qaeda, the Democrats."
--Jay Leno

- posted by Heidi @ 2:05 PM