As a "happy law school" present I gave my boyfriend Law School for Dummies. He started reading it last week. The first sentence in the section following applying to law school, no joke, tells you to dump your girlfriend from home because it'll never work. And then there's a long story about how you either need to dump her or get engaged.

Needless to say, I had not read this book--or really looked at it, since I bought it from Amazon--before giving it. I did not expect it to have romantic advice.

I think he plans to hold this over me for a very long time.
- posted by Heidi @ 2:03 PM