Every Year.

It happens Every Goddamn Year.

Yankees Are Rolling; Red Sox Are Reeling

AGHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGGGGRGHHHHHHRGHHHHHHH!!!!!

My theory is that one day, if not this year than next year FOR SURE, my two favorite baseball teams (The Red Sox and the Cubs) will meet in a world series. And all of baseball will end.

Neither team can win. During the 127th inning of game 7, baseball will just spontaneously combust.
All of a sudden. This will trigger a chain reaction: the Democrats will gain control of all three branches of government. Everyone in the country will get a raise and 4 weeks paid vacation a year.
National interest in blow-em-up movies with no plot will be replaced by a renewed appreciation for artists from Albee to ... (um, searching for a z...) Zarathustra. Funding for the arts will increase ten-fold.

Riiiiiight.

But really, the Red Sox still have some hope.

right? please?
- posted by Heidi @ 9:38 AM